if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
Look for the girl with a broken smile.
ask her if she wants to stay a while.
the-super-sized-mcshizzle-man:
Someone get this guy a fucking medal.
They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.
what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously
I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION
men are pussies
Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one
MENT CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRUATION BECAUSE THEY’RE NOT BUILT TO HANDLE MENSTRUATION
Can Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp star in a live action The Road to El Dorado together?
dear god how perfect would that be!!!
YESSSSSSSSSS